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As I was about to go under major surgery the surgeon said “Relax Harry everyone is going to be okay.”
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In my dad's youth, cruising over to Earth and sodomizing rednecks or skeet shooting cattle was a how they had fun, but my generation is a bit more sophisticated.
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